If I don't return, assume I was eaten by bears in the wilds of Toronto and burn all of my possessions.

Also, HamsterCorp would like to announce that HamsterCorp will not be changing HamsterCorp's username from "HamsterCorp", as such would be silly and unnecessary.

Also, that shit costs money.

There's also some bizarre caveats that makes me not quite understand what they're trying to accomplish.